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Weather/traffic have conspired to force me to consider another bourbon. As I work in the news biz, it's cool to keep a bottle at your desk.
@themediaisdying - it's not all bad news! @MacDiva is giving away DVD's of 'The Wire' to celebrate 1 year of Ricochet http://bit.ly/K0Bc
'Doubt' seems to be getting mixed reviews. Haven't seen it myself, but any movie that puts Amy Adams in a nun's habit deserves to fail.
So, I can use Google's 3-month-old browser, fresh out of beta, to get to Gmail, which has been in beta for OVER FOUR YEARS. Neato.
My fantasy football team barely made the playoffs. I knew trading that orc defensive line for a bunch of elves was the wrong move.
Avoiding the durian
For the third time in as many years, I'm an uncle!
Your portmanteau of the day: ebrierection - sexual breakdown from too much boozing http://bit.ly/wtfC
Nike+iPod lady wanted to know where I've been. Easy for her to say, she doesn't have knees.
Patrick Fitzgerald needs a name that rhymes better in rap songs if he *really* wants to be the next Elliot Ness.
Wondering who I should alert at @themediaisdying that I had to move to a SMALLER office. Ugh.
Velociraptors make the exact same clicking sound as the dying harddrive with all of your music on it. It's why they're so fucking scary.
B-minus geeksta rap lyrics "My wallet's so fat the RFID reader doesn't open the door when I badge in at work. Yo."
I'm still waiting to see how Bill Ayers is somehow wrapped up in all of this.
I voted for Blagojevich in 2002 and I'm *still* waiting for my kickback.
I find that when most people write 'IMHO' in blog comments, what they really meant to type was 'FY'
F-18 crash in Miramar? Sounds like somebody got a *little* too close while buzzing the tower.
I learned that the Tribune is mulling bankruptcy on Twitter, via @themediaisdying. Nothing more apropos than *that*.
Oprah says she's not looking for a job in the Obama administration, but she'd make a great Bailout Czar. "And YOU get a BILLION!"
With the defeat of William Jefferson, I have renewed faith in my countrymen's ability to toss out convicted, if not indicted, congressmen.
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