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That I haven't been to the Exploratorium since I was a kid might result in my spontaneous combustion at the Yelp Holiday Party. Yay, booze! 6:47 PM Dec 3rd from web |
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FUN KEANE FACT: A younger girl once handcuffed him to her bedpost when he was seven. (Another awkward memory recalled...) :-/ 3:29 PM Dec 2nd from web |
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Yelp asked if a balloon artist could recreate me for the Holiday Party tomorrow night... Does this count as social media influence? 9:20 AM Dec 2nd from txt |
Ugh. Credit card bill is through the roof. I shouldn't have bought that giraffe. I haz teh buyorz remorses.. 6:00 PM Dec 1st from web |
recalls dream: Obama asked me to write an essay on "igniting handicapped people again" as opposed to "reigniting handicapped people." Srsly. 3:09 PM Dec 1st from web |