 | superfantastic I propose a new game: Spontaneous Sidewalk Red Rover. See people holding hands, charge them, yelling RED ROVER RED ROVER SEND [YOU] ON OVER. about 4 hours ago from web |
 | tj Wife's new exclamation: "Merlin's Pants!"
She claims Hermione says it
but the "I forgot to pick up his dry cleaning!" tone is disconcerting. about 14 hours ago from twitterrific |
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 | parenthetical Today is competent, it just doesn't have much of a sense of humor. Maybe it should surf YouTube for a while after it brings me a doughnut. 11:23 AM Dec 10th from web |
 | trelvix Oh, it looks like a zit to you. I happen to know that it's petitioned the courts for consideration under New York Child Emancipation laws. 4:57 AM Dec 9th from web |
 | cwalken I feel bad that O.J. has become the cliché that he has. He had the potential to be whatever cliché he wanted to be. 10:20 AM Dec 5th from web |
| cwalken Nothing really surprises me anymore. Madonna used to surprise me but that was probably my fault mostly. 6:39 AM Dec 5th from web |
| cwalken I saw two pigeons who were about to fight over a french fry. I don't know. Maybe they weren't going to fight but there was tension there. 5:07 AM Dec 5th from web |
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 | peterc Just saw headline: "Diet of Fast Food and Candy May Cause Alzheimer's" - My wife and I are screwed, whatever her name is.. 8:36 AM Nov 30th from web |
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 | jonathancoulton New mailing list plan: SMS to textmarks.com to php script to database. Text "joco your@email.com" to 41411 to add yourself. Thanks internet! 7:45 AM Nov 26th from web |
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 | jimhong Huh, woulda look at that? Had David Bazan's "Fewer Moving Parts EP" in my iTunes library and totally forgot that I did. Whattya know? 8:36 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck |
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 | mdresser Angels walk among us, and sometimes they leave a box of donut holes in the break room. 9:26 AM Nov 20th from web |
