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"I have never shot a wolf from a helicopter, but I have thrown my cat off the bed. Hundreds of times." 11:58 PM Oct 12th from web |
ANDREA KREMER, YOU were in my dreams and led me to a peaceful indoor waterfall. I would email this but you made Twitter nudge me, so. 7:35 AM Sep 11th from web |
I think Dictionary.com just launched a redesign within the last, like, half hour. It seems to have rendered English nonexistent. Hm. 8:31 PM Sep 4th from web |
"I really need to stick to that 'no CNN after midnight' rule." I miss Shannon. 6:44 PM Aug 23rd from web |
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Killing me won't bring back your GODDAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6:16 AM Jun 27th from web |
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Subj: FONTS Body: liz they changed all my fonts. all of them, liz. all of them. 10:12 AM Jun 13th from web |
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"... mercifully removing me from this world and my horrible, horrible date." 5:42 PM May 14th from web |