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The regular internet version of the iTunes 2008 best podcasts page: http://www.apple.com/itunes... |
"The Obama-Biden Transition Project." I hate jam bands. |
@scharpling All of my questions are for Seth. ie., How is the football team doing? Maybe Zach knows. |
It's official: my fanny pack now offers a better rate of return than a 3-month Treasury bill. Line starts in the back, people. |
@Remiel I pretended to make a mistake in Reno, just to botch imply. |
Really excited to see Merlin's Amazon store now has a mobile version for people on the go: http://is.gd/aSov/MMMobi |
What does it mean if your new favorite band is 70's Irish 'hengeprog rockers Fruupp? I can't find anything on WebMD about it. |
Seriously, we're all going to Hell for baby carrots, right? |
@lonelysandwich I hoped you would join us. Now let's go listen to @cyrusdogsladies' plan to unite against the White Papers. |
In the coming Twitter Gang Wars, I'll side with the Poop Jokers. We'll dress like the Baseball Furies, except without pants. |
You know you're a jerk when you make boring pronouncements about what it takes to be an adult. |
You know you're an adult when "guilty" pleasures become "Fuck off, I know what I like" pleasures. |
My son wrote a TV pilot called "Poo-poo on the cat. Let's make a sandwich!" It's better than "Studio 60." |
There just aren't enough hours in the day to work, play with my kids, pursue a hobby, volunteer at the food bank, and masturbate 11 times. |
OK, Tribe Called Quest, time to go. You have done enough damage by authorizing my son to "kick it." |
You are beautiful. No matter what they say. Like, that you're fat, or that your nose runs when you laugh. Or that you smell like twine, or |
Every motivational poster ends with the invisible tagline, "Now shut the fuck up and go back to your cubicle." |
On mornings when I don't feel motivated, I remind myself that every journey begins with a single step. Before I know it, I'm at my cubicle! |
@youngamerican Please find out if the HMS Bounty knows how to make an Old Fashioned. If A=Yes, let's set a date for au jus en masse. |
First prize is a $15 billion bailout loan. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're bankrupt. |
