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I never lose my temper with my little electronic friends, but putting an antiglare film on a stupid shiny Apple screen is GROWL. |
@demagogue If bacon falls from the sky, is it vegan? Or perhaps cut from the side of instantly-healing angels? Pigs fly! |
@blinkingline Wait, wasn't the New Testament the one where Krypton blew up? I gotta dig into my longboxes. |
@jewishspawn People used salt as currency back then, God was just fucking with the monetary system. |
The Old Testament is the cool one with the monsters and naked ladies, right? |
@punkybird @hopelarson http://www.octopuspie.com (plug plug) is somewhere in its second year, right? |
The dishes are done, maaaan. |
@strutting All in a day's blog. |
@xenijardin can I pay in hairless lolcats? (possibly an oxymoron, because all hairless cats are hilarious) |
@theanalogdivide The Wheee Unicorn is late this month, perhaps I am mystically pregnant or revirginated. |
@McKelvie I want a unicorn! Can we combine desires to have unicorn pancakes? Unicakes? |
@xenijardin You've actually met Mayans, right? I'll consider this one debunked! |
Best cat ever. |
@JhonenV I had a funny feeling you'd be a bigger Deadite than me. |
@JhonenV I've got Evil Dead 2 on VHS in a vault. |
@Dishliquid the burgers is open? please report back with veggie options! |
@pkarlsson Try waving some nuts in front of it and see if it buries them. |
We've got almost exactly 4 years 'til the Mayan calendar runs out, right? http://www.dieselsweeties.c... |
SPOILER WARNING: They make a new Death Star |
