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ATTENTION NEW FOLLOWERS! Since the election's over, Fake John McCain is done. To get the funny, follow my new project: @RedWhiteAndNews! about 15 hours ago from twhirl

I am honored and humbled by all your votes for the Shorty Award. THANK YOU! 10:32 AM Dec 11th from twhirl

@kevinhendricks Because you can always unfollow me if you've already heard I've moved to @RedWhiteAndNews and don't care? 10:17 AM Dec 11th from twhirl in reply to kevinhendricks

@cbracy: Then tell them I will beat them to death with their fucking boat shoes! I demand satisfaction! 6:43 AM Dec 11th from twhirl in reply to cbracy

Oh, and if the Shorty Awards nom has you nostalgic for FJM, remember you can get fresh tweets from me every day @RedWhiteAndNews ! 6:37 AM Dec 11th from twhirl

@cbracy: Tell those fuckers if I ever see them again I will strangle them with their own shoelaces! 6:35 AM Dec 11th from twhirl in reply to cbracy

My friends, FakeJohnMcCain NEEDS YOUR VOTE in the 2008 Shorty Awards: http://is.gd/b9Rl Help me out, losing TWO elections would REALLY suck. 6:23 AM Dec 11th from twhirl

Psst -- if you're waiting for me to bring the funny, you're in the wrong place! Join me at my new home: @RedWhiteAndNews. 2:40 PM Dec 10th from twhirl

@squeakypants: Come on now, I only remind people once a day at most. FJM is done, so if you don't want reminders, feel free to unfollow 3:53 PM Dec 5th from twhirl in reply to squeakypants

Missing Fake John McCain? Follow me to my new home @RedWhiteAndNews! 2:16 PM Dec 5th from twhirl

Did you know that Fake John McCain has moved to @RedWhiteAndNews? No? Well then, get your lazy liberal ass in gear and head over there! 7:20 PM Dec 4th from twhirl

Something to be thankful for: FJM is still going strong! He's just moved to @RedWhiteAndNews. Stop by and say hi! 7:05 AM Nov 25th from twhirl

Hey! Why haven't you followed me to my new home @RedWhiteAndNews yet? You're missing out on all the fun! 4:26 PM Nov 18th from twhirl

Missing FJM? Life empty, hollow? Find meaning by following me to my new home: @RedWhiteAndNews! 6:31 AM Nov 17th from twhirl

@TinaDupuy Haven't you heard I've moved to @RedWhiteAndNews? 5:59 AM Nov 17th from twhirl in reply to TinaDupuy

DID YOU KNOW Fake John McCain has moved to @RedWhiteAndNews? No? Well I guess your liberal media isn't all that after all, is it??? 12:58 PM Nov 14th from twhirl

@Bryan_Bagwell: Consider the guy I'm looking for pics of. 7:17 AM Nov 14th from twhirl in reply to Bryan_Bagwell

If you're still here, what are you waiting for? Check out Fake John McCain 2.0 @RedWhiteAndNews. 6:37 AM Nov 14th from twhirl

In case you were too lazy to read the link I tweeted this morning: Fake John McCain lives on at @RedWhiteAndNews. See you there! 1:17 PM Nov 13th from twhirl

THE FUTURE OF FAKE JOHN MCCAIN (FINALLY) REVEALED: http://is.gd/7l2M 6:08 AM Nov 13th from twhirl