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When I was a kid, Radio Shack was awesome. Now it's like Service Merchandise humping a mall kiosk that sells cell phone bangles and gum. |
@spdracerx Yeah, I think it's lame, too. |
@weselec If you got paid to be funny, would you give your funny away for free? |
In a world without Radio Shacks, where would one go to discover just how desperately one feels one needs an A/V cable HOLY SHIT FIFTY BUCKS? |
@Mike_FTW I wish I could be there. Set a small kitchen fire and I'll be there in spirit. |
@shortyawards @capnsmackers #business. It seems like I did this already, but someone who probably eats kittens changed it. |
@michaelduff 'Twas a very kind thing to say, sir. I appreciate it. |
@Kalli Waitaminute, British Leyland is okay, isn't it? |
@Kalli Shooting brake!!! Hot damn, that sounds awesome. This is why American car companies are fucked. |
@youngamerican Generic, horrible question, but I still want to know the answer: How did you get your start in comedy writing? |
@eyemadequiet I know! Top Gear's the only reason I even think I kind of know about crazy British car words like coupé (COO-PAY) and estate. |
I'm planning our Christmas staycation this year. We're going to stay in our 'estate,' which is a fancy British word for 'station wagon.' |
@phyllisstein Weird. That's the same extremely wordy euphemism I use to describe masturbating to cat videos on the internet. |
Hey, guys, who do I call to book the Ron Paul Blimp for my Christmas party? The Oscar Meyer Weinermobile fell through again. |
@katrei626 12/18 at 8pm at the Lower 48. Here's the facebook group that organizes them: http://tinyurl.com/5v2vac |
I'm calling in to work @capnsmackers tomorrow. |
OH, girl on cellphone: "Remember that accident I got into a couple of years ago? Where I hit that bus? Remember?" |
@JSvanBuskirk Or on the internet at all, for that matter. |
@Mike_FTW There, there. We'll kill those motherfuckers soon. Shh now. Shhhh. |
I just don't understand. In America, we don't set up fake contests and get mad when fake dogs win them. WE LOVE THEM. |
