KotD: "A good way to keep things brief is to not talk about how you're going to keep things brief." 12:21 PM Dec 2nd from web |
KotD: "If you have to tell someone how smart you are, you're probably not as smart as you think you are." 12:12 PM Dec 1st from web |
KotD: "Me: 'I'm adopting a puppy!' Mom: 'Why not get a boyfriend instead? They don't pee on the floor.' And she wonders why I don't visit." 10:20 AM Nov 30th from web |
KotD: "The time spent with my family this Thanksgiving will be a sobering reminder why I shouldn't be sober." Happy Thanksgiving, Kvetchers! 12:34 PM Nov 27th from web |
KotD: "Being technical != a geek. Using '!=' in sentences makes you a geek." 11:22 AM Nov 26th from web |
KotD: "Every goddamn time you make that joke. 'Had your coffee yet?' I want to stab you in the face." 5:34 PM Nov 25th from web |
KotD: "A normal person, after taking a dump like that, would hide in the stall until everyone's gone. Not you." 5:36 PM Nov 24th from web |
KotD: "The sonofabitch song-sticking part of my brain is rickrolling me." 1:44 PM Nov 23rd from web |
KotD: "Dear Upstairs Neighbor: If you're planning on having wild monkey sex tonight, please move the headboard away from the wall. kthxbye." 4:38 PM Nov 22nd from web |
KotD: "Time Warner now answers the phone, 'How can Time Warner make this a wonderful day?' If you have to call, they've already failed." 2:14 PM Nov 21st from web |
Kvetch of the Day: "The sex was so good, it's taken all the joy out of masturbating." 5:27 PM Nov 20th from web |
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