![Sockamillion](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081215075926im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/29315072/IMG_3738_normal.jpg) | sockington CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW awesome shakymouse BAT BAT BAT BAT shakymouse the best SWIPE SWIPE SWIPE oh no under couch SAD SAD SAD 4:51 PM Nov 23rd from web |
![John Dickerson](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081215075926im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/49246432/jdmisha_small_normal.jpg) | jdickerson Best thing about Somali pirate story is that they have a 'spokesman'. This is a job I want: pirate spokesman. 3:43 AM Oct 1st from txt |
![dceiver](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081215075926im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/51482704/twitminor_normal.JPG) | dceiver Bush always says that history will judge him. I sort of hope history skips over judge and jury, and just heads right to execution. 8:21 PM Sep 23rd from web |
![Rex Sorgatz](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081215075926im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/57737438/rex_normal.jpg) | fimoculous Dear Editor, sorry I missed the deadline. I was kinda banking on the Super Collider destroying us all by now. 9:30 PM Sep 15th from txt |