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Mmm, wow: Maalox Rolaids Pepto cocktail time! |
James Frey apparently just told the Gawker staff that I was "the worst" because I MAKE THINGS UP. That is particularly choice. Also, untrue! |
So, that was the last media company that was still giving me money. Thanks for the fun, Sam Zell. See you on the corner with the squeegee. |
The cat at the vet looks just like I do at an airport. Tho he swears less. +! I don't get pee on me from urine sample. Also: flying=cheaper. |
"It may look to the untrained eye I'm sitting on my ass all day." |
Finally found the gayest place in the world to have lunch: the cafe at Bergdorf Men's. |
@joeljohnson Corporate blogging still sucks. It's SO 2003 up in this Internet--but now with $25 mil fundraising rounds! History will laugh. |
Maer would never let me write about Jonah Goldberg at Radar; he's friends with his mom. Jonah Goldberg is stupid and dumb! And evil! |
Does anyone need two thoughtful, attentive, adorable, gift-bringing houseguests in Miami? DO HAZ SEASONAL AFFECTIVE PROBLEM ONSET. |
And I dream-thought: Emily is going to piss herself laughing when she reads this on my Twitter. And now I am awake. |
Dream: I was on Castro St. A rather slack kid was staring at the theatre. He said: "What is 'Superman'?" |
Ed Koch wears white socks with his suits. Also naps at will. File under AWKWARD GREEN ROOM MOMENTS. |
In MSNBC green room, prepping for 90 seconds of Britney bday celebration. Am like @anamariecox but less pretty/smart/substantial! |
Wow, I showered and it's still daylight even! Maybe I have been depressed. Maybe I am a cliched unemployed man. Maybe I need a Wii now. |
@sashafrerejones "Erryone" is at home, preparing to watch "BRITNEY: UNLEASHED (BUT NOT REALLY)." |
Yay, it's the first morning of icy frozen hail-sleet! Everyone outside right now! Whee! |
Met a hilarious girl on 3rd floor of ABC Carpet last night. Me: "Where do you work?" Her: "Uh, hmm, I don't work." Me: "OMG me too now!" |
Number of cars street-parked in the East village in last 24 hours with newly smashed windows: 3. |
Mom's gone home. Now I'm bored! Resisting the urge to buy an xbox. Instead, maybe transforming the office into a painting studio? Dunno why! |
Craft Thanksgiving: three starters, half a turkey, one giant steak, six sides, five deserts. All crammed into 2.5 hours. Nearly killed me. |
