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Me and Bettie Page, we're going to fuck shit up! |
OK - Here is some business information... @plinky is going to be HUGE. I would like to hump the lightbulb. |
Come on, smackerlovers! I just need 60 more nominations to dominate that douche! http://shortyawards.com/cat... |
Plus...what has @guykawaski done for you? |
You should nominate @capnsmackers for a @shortyawards in #business because I create jobs! |
So exciting! I got my official White House portrait taken. http://www.motionportrait.c... |
http://twitpic.com/l7p7 - Time to come clean. Axelrod got me to fake my death so I wouldn't be a target. I am the presidential pooch! |
I was talking to Petey up here. He says Obama should get the girls a pit bull. "Time to rehabilitate *our* reputation while he's at it." |
Playing fetch with Paul Newman. |
srsly. The way things are going, I'm glad I'm in doggy heaven. The Snausage index is up and to the right. |
You *wish* this country was going to the dogs. Dogs wouldn't fuck things up. |
He's gonna come back for me....right? |
My head hurts. Where am I....in a cell?!? A urine-soaked cell. Hey, at least there's a hot lady in here. Her tag says "Pista." |
This is some good shit...It's like I'm in a tunnel and seeing lights and other dogs...aaaaand heyyy now, those hot bitches are presenting! |
Sweet, sweet ketamine.. |
Never go to a veterinarian whose office plants have died. |
Ouch. |
Jesus, I was just having the worst nightma.......fuck FUCK fuck. If you look me up in the morning, I'll be head down in the toilet. |
Now I lay me down to sleep, pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake ... well, it wouldn't be the worst thing. |
Aw, come on. Not the Eagles. Cowboys forever! AMIRITE, PEOPLE? |
