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@johubris It's not like I have industrial strength hair clippers just lying around the house.
@Lilykily Getting spayed. So she's going to have a naked tummy for me to mock.
@vmarinelli I think you're probably reading off mine. Sorry. I'm always leaving it lying around the place.
LiLo and Sam make up in Christmas Tree No. 3, and Amy Winehouse's breakfast gets accused of being a baby bump.
@Lilykily I dont have her back yet. Just getting my evening planned out. Will add cat sniffing to the order of service.
Web 2.0 dilemma. Photos of my cat's surgical incision on Flickr or TwitPic?
And as an added bonus I don't charge extra for Lindsay Lohan boobs, and Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong.
If you've ever wanted an employee who can incorporate Paris Hilton crotch shots into your workplace Christmas decoration--I'm your gal.
Malcolm Gladwell on Kim Hill tomorrow at 8:15am.
@SeoulBrother I'm not a professional or anything, but next time could you video it and put it up on YouTube?
Accidentally let some people into the gallery. Must concentrate harder.
At work listening to @ylnt and making christmas trees out of gossip mags. Not sure if it's related but I'm the only one in today.
I have enough eye crust this morning to feed a whole family of tiny eye crust eating midgets.
Found the Boggle set! The hot Strip Boggle tournament at my place tonight is good to go.
Massive stabbing pain in my left ovary. Unrelated: cat in the corner playing with a sweet little effigy of me she made out of her own earwax
To the guy yelling at me out the van window: what I heard was, "I've got a micropenis!". That correct?
http://twitpic.com/rr2h - Truth be told, I was starting to get tired of all the stuff the Kazakhstani Government was sending.
I'm going to start carrying around a big bag of Punch 'N The Nuts for the next man who sniffs my hair.
Changing the ink cartridge only encouraged the little bugger. Now it wants paper as well.
@davetenhave A lady driving around advertising that she wants a "bighorn" is just the kind of filthy smut Lower Hutt does not need.
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