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"A bartender is the most important relationship you can have." - @mattmansfield
@jarpon Hahaha, seriously? Wow
@jasonhawkins Ha! That's hysterical. It hasn't been the first time my phone's accidentally called her from a mis-tap
This time a year ago, I was getting press creds for a shuttle launch. This year: press creds for the Senate in preparation of inauguration.
@eston She just did the same to me.
@scottkarp Do you need any account info?
Holy shit, 30 Rock is in absolute top form tonight.
@scottkarp Having an issue upgrading my beta Publish2 account. Can you help?
So, I finally filed a damage claim from my move here, and setup my iPhone's voicemail. Boy am I on a roll.
"It's over and done with."
Didn't anybody tell you this river's full of lost sharks?
@hatchjt That too. Either way, bleeeeech.
Disgustingly nauseous.
Wheels down at DCA.
Oh, the sand; oh, the spark; oh, the open land; the swelling dark.
Thankful for tonight's champagne.
It's snowing out and I feel my size.
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