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If you are going to get me something for x-mas....please make sure it's the STRIPPER CANDLE! The Good ol' days! http://tinyurl.com/2qk5vj
I was thinking about going to work for FOX NEWS....I hear they have the best looking interns!!!
Happy Turkey Day to all! I hope everyone eats a lot of turkey and gets a ton of good lovin' tonight!
Congrats Obama! Now that you are President Elect, how about hooking up Hillary with a Janitors Job!
OK people...here is the DEAL. We must all vote for McCain, that is the only way HILLARY can come back 4 years from now and win BIG BABY!
THE TERMINATOR.....wants YOU to listen to him! If you don't he will start making bad movies again! http://tinyurl.com/6kljgb
Early voted....YES I did vote for McCain! Screw the socialist who wants to take my money! (You know how much money I make in speeches!)
Hhmmm.....Obama a MARXIST? You decide! http://tinyurl.com/6bx7rq
Colin Powell backs Obama? WHAT? C'mon guys..can't people see things for what they are? Were is the Clinton love? http://tinyurl.com/6n94ud
Oh boy...I thought this Obama love was going to end so Hillary could have another chance in 4 yrs. I might have to vote for McCain!
I have to say...I planned that "Joe the Plummer" thing pretty well. I even made him famous! http://tinyurl.com/3z4zax
I will support McCain, so in 4 years I can get back into the WH.....opps.....I mean so Hillary can get in the WH.
Great choice McCain with PALIN! She is a Hottie! Be careful you don't get caught with your pants down again!
John Edwards...why did you cheat on your wife that has cancer, you're a dog! If Hillary gets sick, that's it, no more Hoochies! FAMILY FIRST
I have been too depressed to write this last month. It has been Vodka and Strippers non stop, I think I need a break to shower!
McCain vs Obama......I just cannot get myself to vote. They BOTH SUCK!
It's all over...I have nothing to say, except...VP! VP! VP!
I've been working out lately; since Hillary going to lose to Obama, I can finally ditch Hillary and start looking for a MAMACITA!
My internet died! I guess when Al GORE was inventing the internet he forgot to add a technical support section to the manual!
Currently I'm finishing MEDIUM in ROCKBAND...if I don't get the gig as 1st Husband I might be looking for a job playing in the SUBWAY!
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