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warrenellis @adammoser i am not your nostril-fucking consultant about 13 hours ago from web in reply to adammoser

rands Moving from hate to sad to, finally, ambivalence. Man, I hate ambivalence. 10:10 AM Dec 17th from twitterrific

jdickerson My son lost his first tooth today. We just lifted it from under his pillow and left him a U.S. Senate seat. 8:01 PM Dec 10th from TweetDeck

rafeco Jon Stewart demonstrated last night that no normal politician can out-argue an honest man who's unafraid to speak his mind. 12:10 PM Dec 10th from twitterrific

warrenellis HENRY AND JUNE would never have lost a penny if it'd been HENRY AND JUNE AND BRUCE LEE. 9:30 AM Dec 9th from twhirl

warrenellis You do not put ice in single malt Scotch whisky. Seriously. You will be condemned unto the tenth generation for that shit. 6:35 PM Dec 5th from twhirl

fraserspeirs The real issue, though, is that education hasn't come to grips _at all_ with ubiquitous, universally accessible information. 11:16 AM Dec 1st from twitterrific

warrenellis Ah, you can feel the Yanks starting to check out for Smallpox-Blanket Day, now... the net's speeding up and everything 3:36 PM Nov 26th from twhirl

gruber Imagine if your life were so bad that the best part of waking up really was Folger’s in your cup. 8:21 AM Nov 26th from twitterrific

warrenellis Why do people still ask me what my Thanksgiving plans are? What do they expect me to say? "Take back Boston"? 3:07 PM Nov 24th from twhirl

gruber @ryanirelan I rub apples on my shirt, and I have never gotten cancer from pesticides, so, duh, it must be working. 3:01 PM Nov 21st from twitterrific in reply to ryanirelan

fraserspeirs #protip_for_school_kids Learn Safari's Private Browsing mode. You are _so_ busted. 7:15 AM Nov 18th from twitterrific

gzahnd Many Obama supporters backed Prop 8: http://tinyurl.com/yo7q8m/c...&feed=rss.news 10:01 AM Nov 7th from web

Kucharobot rodmur: http://tinyurl.com/5k6p38 <- The Onion: Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job 7:10 AM Nov 5th from web

jdickerson Oprah just passed by me. I hope that improves my Amazon numbers. 2:13 AM Nov 5th from txt

warrenellis The guy who ran Turkmenistan had a huge gold statue of himself, that constantly revolved to face the sun. I could fancy one of those. 4:46 PM Nov 3rd from web

jdickerson The sound of Blackberry typing is the only thing interrupting the dark bus ride in Jacksonville. Sounds like crabs running on bathroom tile 10:29 PM Nov 2nd from web

warrenellis @mollycrabapple I went to a Halloween party a few years ago and heard someone say, "look, that man came dressed as Warren Ellis." 5:25 AM Oct 31st from web in reply to mollycrabapple

jdickerson Obama asked crowd in Indianapolis to raise hands: how many made <$250k. So many raised their hands, it looked like the Colts had scored ... 9:33 AM Oct 23rd from txt

kucharo Hey if you can't trust Buffett, you may as well pack it in and pick up a copy of Das Kapital while you're out. 7:19 AM Oct 17th from twitterrific

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