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@UofMAsh Call in the big guns: http://tinyurl.com/5w7ch6 |
Dear Pres. Schween, everyone already hates you, write the TARP check today. |
“A lot of struggling Americans are wondering where their bailout is,” Mr. McConnell declared [before torpedoing the economy and cackling].... |
Gee, thanks Senate Republican "leadership"… |
@licensedtoquill Who's that? Forrest at Wazoo? |
And goddamnit, text entry is noticeably laggy on a quad core Xeon box with gigs of RAM. Fuck this, back to Mail. |
And now that I'm writing my first email in Entourage 2008 I remember why I fucking loathe this application. Opt-delete = DELETE WORD. GOD. |
@hotjamz TALK TO ME BABY |
@UofMAsh Haha, no no, THAT Entourage is fine. I was referring to Entourage, the name of the Outlook application for the Mac. |
Liking Entourage 2008 makes me feel dirty. I feel dirty. |
Every time I reduce a function to "return <ternary operator>" I get a little feeling of elation. People surprised: approx. no one. |
@irritablevowel DO YOU FUCKING KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIRT: http://www.themorningnews.o... (#2) |
WordPress's "documentation" continues to be mind-fuckingly offensively crude, incomplete, incorrect, and just generally shitty. |
@stevenf Ditto, though I used it a whole once. Deleted it the other week from my final page (the "page o' garbage") of programs. |
@jaylaw81 Welcome to the future! Jetpacks to the left. |
@dry_hump frogcake emporium! |
Now taking bets on how many days in the Obama presidency before Clarence Thomas resigns. My guess: storms off in huff at the inauguration. |
gChat with my 12 year old niece for the first time and she just dropped a "brb yo". This is a bizarre future I've just stumbled into. |
You know... today WAS missing a guy on stage fucking a synthesizer. Day: complete. |
Code monkey won and thus it's time for celebratory concert monkey. |
