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Time to get dressed for The Stage. The bow tie is now my plaything; I am like a cat with a half-dead, polka-dotted mouse.
@aparnapkin O, my dear Aparna! I do hope you are well! Strange to perform in an actual performance space in Virginia.
@eleneezdad That will never happen to me! Now, excuse me while I adjust my harmonica brace.
Here! Backstage at The Birchmere. They do not offer birch beer, which I think is just pigheaded.
@allisonjoy23 Now tell Mr. GORDON I say hi! Yes, touring with Aimee Mann.
@Brainlock72 I heard about that guy! I bet if I were a physics professor I could have figured the tie out in less than two hours.
@janiehaddad Now EVERYONE will be watching this terrible movie!
@efd Yeah, it's like "Wild, Wild West." The TV show! Not the movie!
@allisonjoy23 By the by, on what show are you working these days?
@catwithfins It felt more painfully disgusting.
@mayjah It stands for "Fascism" (it's a family name, whaddaya gonna do?).
@benhenryc Twitterfon? So far, so good!
@trelvix Not so much "out of line" as "absurdly inappropriate."
@svengali No, I had to eat it as quickly as possible. How else to get those sharp stomach pains that should be here any minute now?
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