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Oh Scrivener, let me count the ways I love you.
Working on comic script when really I should be in bed - but when an idea wants out, it gets out (or I toss and turn in bed)
After pulling a groin muscle I now have a constant pain in my right bollock. Thought you'd like to know that.
Rather obviously twittering is not having the desired effect on my insomnia. Time to close up my laptop.
@giagia Just watched Brian's horizon, very good - not just because it brought back memories of climbing Chitcen Itza a few years ago
@Paulcarr Got round to reading your book - very good, although I didn't realise your age you foetus.
@cubicgarden I'm sure you can get an app for it that lets you type in 120 character arcane strings in Finnish before it turns on it's WiFi..
Do not have Measles, which means work tomorrow at 5:30 - which of course means insomnia tonight. Buggerit.
Lurgy means that I can't get the MMR jab. May need quarantine
Actually I'm ill at the moment - isn't that a contraindication for the vaccine? Oh what a dilemma...
Due to being exposed to Measles (and being old) I'm being sent off to get the jab. Will I get a lolly if I don't cry though?
@qwghlm It might be more use to stick in a clause that 'fines' the contractee if they fail to complete the contract in a given time...
@qwghlm *Snort* Genius, are some of those replies really real?
Job application form handed in - however, pondering if I should have underlined the bit where I try to blackmail them...
@davidwynne Nothing to do with me. Honest. Or at least not that I'm aware of - I'll ask my split personality, you know, the nasty one.
@davidwynne you know that I know where you work - and can bring you lots of demented, incontinent, immobile and *heavy* patients for you...
@deanwhitbread Yeah, unhappy I couldn't make it, but finishing a shift an hour after it started *and* having the lurgy put the kibosh on it
I dislike filling in application forms - I hate blowing my own trumpet... But the job is just *perfect* for me.
Why, yes. I do fucking despair.
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