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Just finished You Suck by Christopher Moore. +1 author, would recommend.
Haven't Twittered since December, yet I receive emails of new Twitter followers almost daily. Everyone wants to cling to my coattails!
Digesting, breathing, circulating blood, you know, the usual.
Day one of new job went good. Unlike my previous job, hopefully today wasn't the highpoint of my tenure w/ the company.
Heading into work. Only one more week if this place.
Getting ready for a day of fun in the sun in Cauleeforneeya. Not really, here on business and it should be bloody boring.
Received a job offer while receiving my performance eval. from my boss. If anyone wants to make a counter offer, now's the time.
Girding up for another fantasy football throttling.
Back from vacation, watching my fantasy team lose yet again.
I was a finalist in Aug/Sept's Humor Press's humor writing contest. Didn't win, but I guess it's something: http://tinyurl.com/26kryp
Eating yet another slice of my homemade pumpkin pie. Made from fresh pumpkin, not a can. Well the evaporated milk was in a can. That's it.
Watching NFL, probably putting something off.
Pondering my existence over a plate of French Toast.
Just uploaded a video of me and the Pwny: http://tinyurl.com/2gyrnc
Nothing. Nothing whatsoever.
Currently featured on the Gather homepage: http://www.gather.com. If only they paid me for this.
Sent writing samples out a few weeks back. Form letter(s) received in the mail today. Result? Rejected!
Back from soccer game. We lost, but she's still at the age where the game is judged by the quality of snack provided afterwards.
My latest column is featured on the Gather homepage: http://www.gather.com
And today, my work finally raised the wall back up. No Twitter, no Facebook, no web-based email. It was fun while it lasted. Good times.
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