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I just found out what the "rind" in "pork rinds" is. Now I feel sick. 9:45 PM Oct 16th from web |
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I just don't know what these leftover were before they were leftovers. 4:06 PM Sep 10th from web |
What the hell, downtown St. Paul? Can't you let a guy sleep under a bridge in peace? No more explosions, thank you. 8:13 PM Sep 1st from web |
I swear to god, she looked 18. Oh well. Looks like I might be the son-in-law to the vice president. 9:43 AM Sep 1st from web |
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All of America just rose to the challenge. In my pants. 8:26 PM Aug 28th from web |
Another Hurricane headed to new Orleans? Jeez. I was there for the last one, and IT WAS NOT FUN. 9:31 AM Aug 27th from web |
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There needs to be some antisocial non-networking media. I'm thinking, like, assbook, where you tell people to fuck off. 11:44 PM Aug 24th from web |
"small, dark, sexy by candlelight & full of tequila" is exactly the sort of women UI date, @g_rote, except sometimes they ain't women. 9:04 PM Aug 23rd from web |
Don Shelby called. Sounded confused. I was also confused, as why would he call Sailor Martin? Realized he wanted the other guys. 9:44 PM Aug 21st from web |
Feeling curious about what Jen might look like when she's making children. 10:14 PM Aug 20th from web |
I can't be the only one who experiences the Olympics as an erotic spectacle. 9:47 PM Aug 18th from web |
Jesus Christ, what does it take to get girls to strip off their clothes for the camera? It used to be so easy! 11:07 PM Aug 16th from web |
Training for a future Olympic event. No details, except that it involves projectile vomiting. 12:52 PM Aug 14th from web |
I've been home all day watching porn. I don't know what everybody is talking about on Twitter. 4:24 PM Aug 10th from web |
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