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RIP Bettie Page.
When talking about appointing someone to the healthcare department, avoid using the word 'spearhead.'
Drain has been 'fixed.' Faceplate removed, slimy inner pieces of metal jiggled! Drain now drains.
http://tinyurl.com/5axnho Musicians are angry their songs are used in military "interrogation." Besides Drowning Pool, who loves it.
@tricycles Did you get in Mortal Kombat fights without telling me? :(
@tonyafathead There's a difference between not getting it and not laughing. ;)
My aunt is doing a lot better, guys! ...Did I mention my aunt before...?
Adding to reasons Mike hates society: World of Warcraft is one of the leading reasons for dropping out of college. Angerrrr.
@hklbry They like to make passwords so complicated you have to write them down, ruining security.
Lunchtime, Twitter!
@hklbry Oh, wow! Just watched the trailer. I want to see this now!
@lochnessmegan Ah, I see! I was wrong for doubting you.
@hklbry I'll tell you as soon as I Google/Wiki "Let the Right One In".
@lochnessmegan I'm saying if Twilight was a person and gives the It's a Wonderful Life treatment, Twilight would be pushed off the bridge.
@lochnessmegan I'm saying the world would be a better place without anything tangentially related to Twilight.
@lochnessmegan Hopefully all this drama will just cause them to cancel production. </wishful thinking>
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