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Deciding who I like most: Mary Tyler Moore, Ally McBeal, Molly Dodd, or Murphy Brown? Who wins in the end? 6:38 PM Dec 2nd from web |
Celebrating the birth of SMELLY's BABY!! I can't believe she's a mom. 7:48 AM Dec 2nd from web |
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looking up slang words for "sycophant" because "brown noser," "kiss up," and "suck up" are so middle school--not in a good judy blume way 3:24 PM Nov 23rd from web |
Genuinely, what do you say to someone on a plane who smells like potent onion drippings? I am going to smell as if I'd been dipped in BO. 12:08 PM Nov 21st from twitterrific |
I'm tired & alone. It's sad that what I look forward to most tomorrow is breakfast and buying gifts for the kids. I wonder what happy is. 9:49 PM Nov 20th from twitterrific |
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On flight to Houston then connecting to Atlanta. I am "performing" tonight with Micheal Ian Black...park tavern at 7:30pm, tonight. 8:07 AM Nov 20th from twitterrific |
Going on vacation with Phil to New Orleans in January! Where should we stay? Where should we eat? What should we do? So excited! 5:56 PM Nov 18th from web |
If I weren't in a crowded waiting room, I'd pick these dry red heater boogies out! OMG, sometimes a girl just has to pick. 11:15 AM Nov 18th from twitterrific |
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Why can't I just give Phil a list of things I want for the holidays? Because he says then that I might as well just buy them myself. No fun. 7:28 PM Nov 17th from web |
Found my way to the texas association of hostage negotiators breakfast. I'd like them to negotiate with my muffin top. 7:53 AM Nov 14th from twitterrific |
is now in San Antonio hotel room, ready to shower like you read about in meteorology textbooks. 1:39 PM Nov 13th from web |
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I'm in Houston, and I JUST NOW realized I'll be speaking tonight for 45 minutes, then answering questions. Oops, questions only is tomorrow. 3:23 PM Nov 12th from web |
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