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cd that is playing in my mom's car when it started up "dark side of the moon" 1:27 PM Nov 29th from txt |
sonic the food place is the bullshit midwest version of dick's drive-in 6:00 PM Nov 28th from txt |
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shopping in a super walmart, after about 5 ativans. shit is groovy baby 4:29 PM Nov 28th from txt |
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are you serious? I finally find a wifi network in this teeny town and it is PASSWORD PROTECTED? for fuck's sake! 5:10 PM Nov 26th from txt |
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dear old lady with walker, riding along on the moving walkway isn't the best choice for you. you might fall down at the other end. just ... 12:04 PM Nov 25th from txt |
dear internets, madraso is a shitty band. their drummer is a whiny bastard. 10:29 PM Nov 14th from txt |
dear internets, I am terrified of bees. and about to do battle with a fucking enormo wasp in my bedroom. stoned. wish me luck 9:48 AM Nov 7th from txt |
hey skinny barista girl with the perfect tits: you don't need to lose 8 lbs of "water weight." also, yr tits suddenly don't seem so perf ... 12:00 PM Nov 6th from txt |
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walking in my bldg: "oh!" I say, clasping hands over heart, "you scared me!" little wizened hippie replies "ah. you got a pipe too, huh? ... 12:07 PM Oct 24th from txt |
being stoned means taking out the elderly when making a mad dash to catch the next bus. and being gracious about it. 11:02 AM Oct 24th from txt |
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hey no worries bus driver, I didn't want to get home by 11 anyway. go ahead and grab some coffee from the gas station. pee. get a squishy! 10:50 PM Oct 22nd from txt |