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To the people who post the blog comment "BWAHAHAHA you just made my night": Really? MADE your night? Also, is that how you laugh?
First time I've experienced strong winds while working in the mega tall skyscraper. It's a little freaky, I'm not going to lie.
Awww, my top five twittered words are: good, time, think, day, love (via tweetstats.)
@BillSchmeh So sorry, you do not win :)
Later today, I will be auctioning off my cubical seat on the 15th floor (south facing view!!) Highest bid wins.
Oh good, the Puget Sound Blood Center will no longer ask for my social security number. Only my blood.
Probably not a good sign when you hear, "What else can go wrong?" coming from the next room where the football game is on.
The Christmas ship just sailed past blaring Wham's "Last Christmas." Those poor people.
Lunch meeting bingo: all of a sudden, supposably, REALLY LOUD TALKING. Bingo!
Just fished out a spent dryer sheet from the back of my drawers. Excellent.
O.J. gets 6 years for armed robbery and kidnapping. Also for killing his wife.
@samhey But it makes a statement!
@mistermfc I thought I had my finger on the pulse
@phylhrmnix Pineapple Orange Guava juice? If not, I have no idea what you're referring to. Also, I'm 33.
What ever happened to Connie Chung?
@BillSchmeh You're doing it right!
Neither have I.
Have you ever thought you found a huge scab on your body only to realize it's just a solidified lump of mashed potato dried on your forearm?
What has two thumbs and can't lift the pumpkins off the porch because the bottoms are totally rotted out? This girl.
I just bought a new car! The bad news is I'm sitting at work and it's sitting in a parking lot.
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