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In a society where an undoubtedly racist statement doesn't elicit a nuclear response, something is fucking wrong.
@geekandahalf Good point. He fully deserved a punch but social repercussions... Assholes like this are in Sweden too.
I'm home now.For some odd reason @kringlan got drunk faster than me. Means she's sleeping in bed and I'm here with you. Gotta drink faster.
Slightly regret not punching a guy who asked how many "negroes" are in Iceland. Probably wouldn't have been worth it, though.
Spuds MacKenzie was a bitch. No, seriously, he was a she: http://tinyurl.com/6lkk4v
I'm all dressed up as a gingerbread mafioso. Pics tomorrow depending on hungoverness.
@dlayphoto Is that such big news? Or have you never had it? Like it myself, better than Duvel for example, but getting bored of Belgo Blonde
@kukkurovaca I'm so relieved. My heart had gone out to these hard working motherfuckers. The last word can probably be taken literally, too,
I sometimes get notions of writing a novel but then I read a bit of Orwell and fortunately I get put in my place.
Statement: Danelectro made the most aesthetically pleasing guitars. Discuss.
@califmom The boys just went to their dad's and of course the dog followed his master. Now I'm wading in crisps
@abigvictory Very disappointed that the word "vaginal" didn't feature in your Sleater Kinney review.
Reading wisdom shared by intelligent people on the internet is inspiring. Too bad the stupid outweighs it so heavily.
I never would have thought of it before that me being a messy eater was a justification for keeping a dog.
@abigvictory Meh, they'd just cancel it before the season is complete like they did with Firefly. Fuckers.
@abigvictory I think there should be penalties where you're forced to drink a shot or something.
@dvsjr I'm pretty sure I need to fit some form of violence and also naked women into it for it to work.
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