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"I'm trying to produce a Christmas special that makes It's A Wonderful Life look like Pulp Fiction." — Jack Donaghy (30 Rock) 9:56 PM Dec 11th from web |
"If football is shot on a Sony, shouldn't you watch it on a Sony?" I don't know. Probably not. 7:43 PM Dec 11th from web |
With my replacement dsl modem, it was time for a new wireless network name. i'm tweeting this from Lair of the Bipolar Bear (after my dog) 6:54 PM Dec 10th from web |
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The official Obama 4-year calendar is a great holiday gift idea. They should also offer it as a countdown calendar for Republicans. 11:40 AM Dec 10th from web |
It is ridiculous in this day and age that my work email should ever go "over its size limit." Gmail gives me almost 50x as much space. 10:09 AM Dec 10th from web |
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our publisher at least get high marks for not promising things he's in no position to promise. 3:49 PM Dec 8th from web |
home now. and not one waitress has passed by asking if i would like a cocktail. what gives? 8:17 PM Dec 7th from web |
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My NFL gambling winnings were enough to pay for a nice lunch before heading out. Had the Falcons covered, it could have been much nicer. 2:12 PM Dec 7th from Twittelator |
An hour into the morning NFL games and I still have a chance with all my bets. That's a moral victory already. 11:07 AM Dec 7th from web |
Avoid derisive looks at the Sports Book by betting $11 for every $10 you want to win. Also, don't shout "Nailed it!" afterward. 9:59 AM Dec 7th from Twittelator |
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Apparently there is some type of boxing contest here in Vegas on the same night as the Oasis concert I'm going to. 8:22 PM Dec 6th from Twittelator |
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