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Few sights make me as home-happy as seeing G & the kitties curled up & snoring quietly on the couch by the light of the Xbox. |
In the interest of keeping it sexy, I'm now fashioning my Kleenex wads into crude penis shapes before shoving 'em up my nostrils. |
Today's thought-provoking spam: "the week is coming to an end and there will be a new one very soon." How soon? Well, it doesn't say. Hmm |
Reading a book in which a cup of tea left to steep too long is referred to as "strong enough to trot a mouse on." |
One square of toilet paper is the perfect size to make a "U" to shove up both nostrils of my skinny white (read: red) sniffling nose. |
Difficult to find out how to say "how do you say" in diff languages. Can we declare "¿Cómo se dice?" the international how-you-say? |
@CcSteff Holy goddamn that's some tree! |
Plaques are old hat. Memorialize your child's hands and feet as if they were hacked off by Goldfinger: http://tinyurl.com/65bj33 |
Scratching a cynic, feeding a cold. |
The "super-supreme" pizza arrived. It had a bag of frozen veggies thrown onto the top. It was depressing just to look at. |
Buying into the arms race that is my family's annual gift-giving 'stravaganza. |
The only think more delightful than shopping for shoes for little lady feet would be if those feet were mine. |
Waaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssail! |
Every so often, I like to take the "f" out of "Shaft" and sing it as a song about being really, really surprised. |
@redrabbit Well, it's the same reason that Mark Anthony is a lesser star than Jennifer Lopez. Diego is profoundly ugly. |
It was a good fucking sandwich, but the 1st world shame is giving me indigestion. |
Trying to translate "special American sandwich for special occasion only." |
The ayi is yelling at me re: how much I spent on a turkey sandwich. Do you know how hard it is to find a good turkey sandwich in SH?! |
@alinasmith Yeah! Take back the night, unfamous brothers and sisters! |
"If you like it, then you shoulda put a star on it... If you like it, then you shoulda put a star on it. OH oh oh...oh oh OH, oh oh."" |
