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watching his new kitten perform daring sneak attacks 8:35 PM Dec 8th from web |
In Detroit, everyone talks about the Big 3 Auto Bailout. Does anyone talk about it in your area? #clueless 1:46 PM Dec 8th from web |
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just because it's snowing, doesn't mean you get to park like a dick #fucktard 1:46 PM Dec 6th from txt |
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forgoing the D Show to nurse my girlfriend back to health. 1:53 PM Dec 3rd from web |
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Meat lover's. Veggie lover's. How come you never see ads for anything like a ghost lover's pizza? 6:13 PM Nov 30th from web |
The water in this hotel tastes like the foil covering on Jiffy-Pop. 4:38 PM Nov 30th from web |
Our agency's president saw a man walk through town wearing a bear's head. The circle of life is complete. 11:25 AM Nov 30th from web |
Supposed to be flying w/ 20 co-workers. Boarding in 10 minutes but I'm only one here. #sinking_feeling 3:30 PM Nov 29th from txt |
OVERHEARD: "It's like a bowling thing but they shaved it so it's flat." #crackhead 7:08 PM Nov 28th from txt |
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#10 on the T-Day No-No List: Showing up naked with a loaf of Melba Toast. 6:10 PM Nov 26th from txt |
My heart goes out to those in Mumbai. This is terrible news 11:38 AM Nov 26th from web |
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