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Listening to @RealJim get started.
Ok, Florida. I'm pretty sure the last few days were our "winter" and now we are offcially into "pre-summer" now.
I have GOT to start using the next intersection down....I hate dealing with the school crossing gaurds...
@dotboom Credit where it is due, that was pretty outlandish. Opus is impressed.
@comix Yes. All of that and more. But mainly to cover up the fact that Elvis is Bigfoot is Chupacabara is Nessie is Jesus is Bob is REAL!
@juliaroy Whoa. Just from avatar pics...you and @Galindafied were seperated @ birth.
@hodgman Any ideas what the "BIG List" in the next book will be? Inquiring Molemanics want to know....
@comix I <3 Coast to Coast AM & I am DEATHLY afraid of "Shadow People", but even I know the Jersey Devil is an Illuminatus front for ......
@trivabot WORST. Way. To. Go...........EVER!
@Roadhacker Delaware always makes me think of Wayne's world. "Hey, we're in.......Delaware...."
http://twitpic.com/rno0 - My wife rigged a clothesline out of bike hooks & fishing line. I am a lucky man.
@Somacow Hey! Now that you're single (ladies, take note, my boy Mickey is a CATCH!), you up for trivia tonight? Tweetup w/ @danieldennis ?
@somacow I know the first time I heard about the $1/gallon gas rumor (six months ago, when gas was $4+!) was from www.muchedumbre.com/forum
@somacow I had heard that there was a rumor to the effect that there would be $1/gallon gas by march of '09...but who could be responsible?
http://twitpic.com/rarn - We OWN the pizza hut. NOBODY else here.
http://twitpic.com/raqe - This is our window. The Wife thinks the wording is on purpose...
The wife is INSISTING against all protestations on taking me out tonight. I am a lucky man.
I am feeling the call.....to pee in my backyard....it's a man thing....
@RealJim You've said it for years, some people have no respect for theatre. Hence my audience marshall program. They would have tasers.
@roadhacker I don't believe it can truly be found on the internet. Some pretty damn good imitations out there, though.
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