I just made my Christmas present for Nicole. Or should I say _shaved_ my Christmas present...? Who's with me? Anyone? about 14 hours ago from twitterrific |
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Trying to convince Nicole that it was the white man who gave me those syphillis infected blanket. LOL She's not buying it. 9:23 AM Dec 7th from twitterrific |
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Here's a silly question: Is the water in the netti pot supposed to be boiling? Also, can you call me an ambulance. 9:02 AM Dec 2nd from twitterrific |
If America's beauty is in her purple mountains & fruited plains, her airports is what she looks like the next morning once the buzz is gone. 5:23 PM Nov 30th from twitterrific |
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I made 3 cheese calzone for dinner. I'm now joining for the facebook group, "Complete denial about our lactose intolerance despite the gas." 10:21 PM Nov 24th from twitterrific |
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Our prof. just gave an hour and 15 minute lecture, or what I like to call the filibuster on my bladder break. 10:16 AM Nov 22nd from twitterrific |