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I just made my Christmas present for Nicole. Or should I say _shaved_ my Christmas present...? Who's with me? Anyone?
This morning headline scared the bejeezus out of me: http://snurl.com/7s9ax
My milk expires on the 25th! What a sweet gift, MR. Cow.
Trying to convince Nicole that it was the white man who gave me those syphillis infected blanket. LOL She's not buying it.
Move over death, there's a new top fear in my life: Accidentally dropping my iPhone in the toilet.
@karenwt seriously, @Chalkballerina just started and she's already got a cool avatar. git wit it.
Charis is signing upfor twitter which means my tweeting fame is over.
I ducking hate iPhone's ducking auto-correction.
Twitter status updates are a great way to find out how snarky your friends are.
Facebook status updates are a great way to find out how sleepy your friends are.
Going from a RAZR to an iPhone is like going from cave paintings to the Renaissance.
Here's a silly question: Is the water in the netti pot supposed to be boiling? Also, can you call me an ambulance.
If America's beauty is in her purple mountains & fruited plains, her airports is what she looks like the next morning once the buzz is gone.
lolz I got my nu iphone 4 my twitta but having trubs txting lik a grownup.
I made 3 cheese calzone for dinner. I'm now joining for the facebook group, "Complete denial about our lactose intolerance despite the gas."
I just tried hitting ⌘+F to find my keys in my bedroom.
Our prof. just gave an hour and 15 minute lecture, or what I like to call the filibuster on my bladder break.
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