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wondering why I'm still awake. Writing a stupid thing about Alan Turing inventing coconut milk
Realising there's a joke about Geoffrey Perkins in my book. Feeling a bit guilty.
Trying not to confuse the twitter text box with the Google search box till my twitter becomes a list of increasingly frustrated search terms
playing music out of my iPhone speaker and walking around holding it on my shoulder like a tiny ghettoblaster
Me: "Is that your phone in your pocket or..." Tom: "No, I've just got a BIG FLAT COCK"
I've been on telly- should go up 2moro. Go easy on me, I'd been stuck in traffic for 1.5 hrs & wasn't feeling well http://tinyurl.com/6pmlvd
considering adding some whisky to this alka seltzer
@shinykatie you broke it! Or your cat did. THis is what happens when i go "NoooooooOOOOOOoo!!!!!!" You need to delete the massive tweet l
Wondering if the title of this news feed - 'lindsay lohan's Jew wish" - was supposed to be a funny joke
leaving comments on blog posts with phrase 'on a blog' at the end. "thanks, nice to read this post on a blog" "please write more on a blog"
Nursing a cup of tea. Literally. It hurts.
From now on I'm just going to assume everyone new I meet is a secret millionaire. Better to be safe than sorry.
My name is now the top search term bringing people to worryfriends.com! Pleased 2have finally overtaken "people who worry about their meals"
Why am I getting worryfriends.com clicks from Facebook? What is this 'facebook'?
Hey here it is again! http://tinyurl.com/6fv725 Who made this?! Have they done any others?
wha... my book has *fan art* now??!! http://tinyurl.com/6yj28u
"We've given away 35 million books!" "we're so healthy and wholesome!" Jeez, Cheerios are the most whyumphant cereal ever. Tasty though.
To some people, in some forums, I'm like this tiny, hilarious god. Worship me. http://tinyurl.com/4tcs56
I love that my publisher is so small & personal that 'royalty payments may be delayed slightly' because they've 'run out of cheques'
sometimes when I'm looking at someone's boring flickr account, I drag photos off my desktop and drop them into their sets
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