wondering why I'm still awake. Writing a stupid thing about Alan Turing inventing coconut milk 8:44 PM Oct 11th from web |
Realising there's a joke about Geoffrey Perkins in my book. Feeling a bit guilty. 8:44 PM Oct 11th from web |
Trying not to confuse the twitter text box with the Google search box till my twitter becomes a list of increasingly frustrated search terms 1:18 AM Sep 18th from web |
playing music out of my iPhone speaker and walking around holding it on my shoulder like a tiny ghettoblaster 8:49 AM Aug 18th from mobile web |
Me: "Is that your phone in your pocket or..." Tom: "No, I've just got a BIG FLAT COCK" 1:10 PM Aug 14th from web |
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Wondering if the title of this news feed - 'lindsay lohan's Jew wish" - was supposed to be a funny joke 7:45 AM Aug 13th from web |
leaving comments on blog posts with phrase 'on a blog' at the end. "thanks, nice to read this post on a blog" "please write more on a blog" 7:44 AM Aug 13th from web |
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From now on I'm just going to assume everyone new I meet is a secret millionaire. Better to be safe than sorry. 9:43 AM Aug 11th from web |
My name is now the top search term bringing people to worryfriends.com! Pleased 2have finally overtaken "people who worry about their meals" 1:31 PM Jul 26th from web |
Why am I getting worryfriends.com clicks from Facebook? What is this 'facebook'? 2:43 AM Jul 19th from web |
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"We've given away 35 million books!" "we're so healthy and wholesome!" Jeez, Cheerios are the most whyumphant cereal ever. Tasty though. 3:37 AM Jun 17th from web |
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I love that my publisher is so small & personal that 'royalty payments may be delayed slightly' because they've 'run out of cheques' 3:47 AM Jun 7th from web |
sometimes when I'm looking at someone's boring flickr account, I drag photos off my desktop and drop them into their sets 3:46 AM Jun 7th from web |