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There's nothing like the deeply comforting sound of my son banging his head into the kitchen window over and over and over again. 6:59 AM Dec 5th from web |
My best idea of the day: Commission your artsy teen to do a family portrait, in any style they desire. That's what I just did. 5:53 AM Dec 5th from web |
Too many people in Starbucks. Can't they see I'm trying to WRITE?! 9:24 AM Dec 3rd from web |
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Just drove past a packed Loveless Cafe. I can't believe people are still stuffing their faces. I feel like a float in the Macy's Parade. 10:31 AM Nov 29th from web |
Cleaned every room in the house yesterday except my bathroom because who's going in MY BATHROOM? Turns out.... EVERYBODY. *sigh* 9:29 AM Nov 27th from web |
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It is now time to resort to Thanksgiving Cleaning Plan B: Distract parents the moment they arrive and steal their eyeglasses. 8:12 AM Nov 26th from web |
Attention Tire Barn. Thanksgiving is TOMORROW. You are not allowed to be closed TODAY. People have nails in their tires and sh#t. Turkeys. 7:11 AM Nov 26th from web |
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I think I'll be supremely annoying today and call everyone I speak with today, "Turkey!" 6:11 AM Nov 26th from web |