since I haven't cried yet this season, hanging my pre-children crystal icicles on the tree. Money is on The Baby trying to impale the dog. about 8 hours ago from mobile web |
aged popcorn strand smells oddly like my FIL's cologne. Keep expecting to find him in ornament box somewhere. about 8 hours ago from mobile web |
apeased him by hanging bordello red lights in his bedroom. It feels a little like Amsterdam in there now. about 8 hours ago from mobile web |
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putting ornaments on saddest Christmas tree in America. And it isn't just sad because Nate continues to eat the popcorn strand from 1997. about 8 hours ago from mobile web |
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Not an ornament to be found but I have four crates of wrapping paper. That's helpful. 2:20 PM Dec 13th from web |
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Katharine Hepburn's Little Woman, Seven Year Itch or Talledega Nights. Holiday t.v. Is killing me. 5:05 PM Dec 12th from mobile web |
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as in, "You're that girl that wrote you were the only thing bizarre at the whole Bazaar." thirty-three years and i'm 3rd on google? 4:16 AM Dec 7th from mobile web |
Count is up to 3 for people discovering Mommy Needs a Cocktail by Googling for Richmond's Bizarre Bazaar hours. 4:13 AM Dec 7th from mobile web |