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Cooking experiment morning. Woke up way to hung over for not drinking at all last night
@natters1210 #jacketshell exactly!
Very suspicious I haven't had an email from qwitter for a few weeks, have i not offended anyone?
Calling the outside material of a jacket a "shell" is pointless unless It's fire retardant or bullet proof.
At Sam's club. Do i want extended member services for home repair? Nope
Mmm candy canes are good, on occasion. #crapI'veblownmycover
Using twitter is counter intuitive when you're doing secret stuff. #nooneknowswhereIamrightnow
After my late afternoon shower I forgot my deodorant, thank God I've always got some Axe in my car. http://tinyurl.com/6bqu7v
is feasting on Food: http://is.gd/bdub
@avnut I'm moving Mozz some more right now.
http://twitpic.com/ryk7 - We all bow down to the awesome of Mozz he has a box truck
Trying out the Yoono sidebar for firefox, it does twitter.
aparently entering a chat room such as #realthing allows you to tweet and automatically get the hash mark ref --> #realthing
Using http://www.tweetchat.com #realthing even though the instructions Oh yeah there weren't any #chatviahashmarks? #realthing
Lazy: I keep looking at the bottom of my empty coffee mug and thinking about how much I'd like another drink.
@druid42 Sounds like you need an electric blanket .
@druid42 It's poetik Licenze that I feelz I haz the writ to tak #Isustainedaheadinjuryonce
Oh 8 o'clock Coffee that has been in my freezer way to long,your Chocolate Almond flavor has not been lost over time. *Slurp
I'm a temporal comedic writter with an audience of one: me from the future. I love my stuff.
Apparently I haven't been to Http://www.gay.com since I signed up to their website, and today they emailed to let me know they miss me. Aww.
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