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Today I finished reading The Pilot's Wife. Boy, did that book make me want to kick a man, any man, in the donkey omelets. Hard. 5:50 PM Dec 19th from web |
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Dear people in bad moods that intentionally try to harsh my perky ... it doesn't work. Ever. 9:00 AM Dec 19th from web |
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I am not making this up. I think there is orange pulp in my $5 Starbucks gingerbread latte. WTF? Am I gonna have to choke a bitch? 6:20 AM Dec 19th from web |
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Walked face first into a giant sticky spider web. Inside, I am still screaming. 7:31 PM Dec 18th from web |
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Wonder which phrase would scare Vista more: "System..Restore" or "Mac..Book"? Or maybe I should just keep it simple: "Sledge..hammer." 10:38 AM Dec 18th from web |