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Cook food now, reheat when drunk.
IT'S COLD!
S'mores cake or chocolate cake?
you are what you make of yourself.
Guys are very flirt-aggressive these days, huh?
We built it up to watch it fall, like it meant nothing at all.
Letterman and Leno had the same opening lines tonight. I wonder if more kids want to be plumbers now.
That's it. I'm changing my name to Joe.
Why do people buy tv shows on iTunes when you can download for free?
I have felt so chatty and needy that I have started to email myself, and respond to those emails, making sure to click "reply to all."
Looking for love in all the right places, that's the problem.
The CATA M bus is really a tour of shopping outlets. Go from parking lot to parking lot for only $1.25! (home sweet home)
sarcasm is out of fashion.
I'm an equal opportunity employee.
@jayesel let me see that thoooooong!
Waiting for @benstanfield to wake up
Al Gore is my hero.
if the sky finally falls while you're holding me, I can die knowing it ends peacefully.
Julia Allison is my mentor.
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