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AHEM THE TOILET WAS FLUSHED SIR |
I HAVE A TWO-PRICK SYSTEM |
DUMB IN THE TITS |
ARE WE DOWN ON THE FARM AGAIN ?!? OH BOY |
AGAIN PEOPLE PLEASE LEAVE SOME DICK FOR OTHERS |
MY MOUTH SHE IS FOR DICKS |
WE LAST LEFT OUR HERO UNDER THE UNDERPASS |
NO CAMPING !!!!! (YELLING AT THE BONER PATCH) |
APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD |
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH MY FUCKING NUTS |
FOLKS I'VE BEEN KICKED OFF THE RAPE SURVIVOR'S E-GROUP |
HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO WORK ON A HORROR E-ZINE AFTER WORK EVERY NIGHT |
SLIDE ON OVER HERE, WIPE THAT LIPSTICK OFF AND LET'S GET STARTED |
FOLKS I'M GOING TO CHECK MY DONG INTO YOUR MOUTH(S) |
WHO KEEPS PUTTING MY FUCKING SWEATER IN THE TOILET |
I MEAN ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY IN MY MOUTH AND FACE !!! IS THAT DOABLE |
HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO WORK ON A HORROR E-ZINE AFTER WORK EVERY NIGHT |
THE KUDDLE WUDDLE KITTY KLUB WEB RING |
THIS IS LIKE SESAME STREET BUT WITHOUT THE SESAME AND QUITE FRANKLY THERE'S NOT MUCH STREET EITHER |
SHOWING ME ABOUT LIFE COMMA LOVE SEMICOLON PAIN EXCLAMATION POINT |
