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You know Umbrielle, these last 24 hours have been the happiest days of my life. 8:51 AM Aug 26th from web |
So I'm not registered to vote or vaccinated. Thinking about doing fixing one of those, but not sure which one. 12:11 PM Aug 18th from twhirl |
I need a new pet. It's a widely believed fact that flushed alligators
survive in the sewers. Maybe I'll adopt one of them. 1:24 PM Jul 30th from TwitterMail |
Wow, Bender started snoring like a construction robot, not just a bending robot. This sucks. 7:35 AM Apr 6th from twhirl |
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Not sure how I feel about coming back on Comedy Central. Feels kinda strange... like a new pair of underwear. That tells you jokes. 2:10 PM Mar 28th from twhirl |
I've discovered something even better than money... my friends. And there aren't worth even a penny to me. 4:02 PM Mar 11th from twitterrific |
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I heard you one time single-handedly defeated a rampaging hoard of somethings in the something something system! 8:51 AM Feb 25th, 2007 from web |
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why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid? With the fish part on top, and the mermaid part on the bottom? 10:54 PM Feb 8th, 2007 from web |
lost a game of crabball to Zoidberg, now I have to polish his blue balls for a week 7:42 PM Feb 7th, 2007 from web |
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