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@Wende I'm going to be saying woojiewuh now. And if you ever say it out loud, you have to credit me and verbally link to my website.
@Templesmith After following you on Twitter for so long, I feel like I'd need to keep my eulogy under 140 characters.
@Wende What's a WJW? Woojiewuh!
@InfamousAdam Give it to me. I want it.
@LesJohnson Good morning, Les Johnson.
@empressofchaime I...have no response to that that wouldn't get me slapped. Or...I...I have no response to that.
@empressofchaime BRING ME BACK A SANDWICH FROM THE SANDWICH STORE!
I, uh, don't have a sandwich yet. You're supposed to be bringing me a big sandwich. And yet...no sandwich. What's up with that?
@Meggie_Garcia YOU NEVER BRING ME SANDWICHES!
You should bring me a big sandwich. Yeah, you.
@empressofchaime Yeah, I don't have any money. Do you take any alternate payments?
@empressofchaime Oh...cancel my therapy appointment with you, then. Dang, you should give your clients some notice.
@InfamousAdam What does that mean?! What's a ninjatown?!
@warrenellis "Frankly, my dear...I don't give a damn" "HIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYAAA!" *thwack*
@empressofchaime Absolutely! I promise to only judge you a little bit for that.
@mdevito Oh, I've never needed an excuse to get my sillies out :D
@mdevito Ha ha ha...that show is awesome. My kid learns weird lessons and develops an appreciation for old video games.
@mdevito THERE'S A PARTY IN MY TUMMY!
@davidcgarcia I can think of some people here who'd still crap in there with no door.
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