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@CalamityEnsues I got to taste my lunch again because I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE BIT
Bush Administration says NO on FCC "Universal Internet" idea - http://tinyurl.com/6jj8ha
Haha, I'm an idiot. I just accepted a new contract! More Money and More Stupidity, that should be my new motto!
Good idea 1. Have the gov't buy out the auto industry. 2. Give employees extended benefits and training for new jobs and let these guys fall
My relatives think their daughter could be an artist, they're scared and confused of what this means. They asked me for help.
@seedoi But you're such a loveable jerk!
@kinokofry I would feel too guilty to eat that.
Dear Wall Street, thank you for thoroughly disproving Trickle Down Economics with how you handled the bailouts. Thanks!
@thegreatredhope how is castlecops helping you with it?
@CalamityEnsues Sure, why not? What's Basket case?
Jon Stewart VS. Huckabee on Gay Marriage FIGHT : http://tinyurl.com/62j6vf
@CalamityEnsues Sometimes, but presently I get the feeling I'm doing a little too much.
....AND IT CRASHES!
I'm doing it. I'm using AFTER EFFECTS! AGH! AFTER EFFECTS!!!
@CalamityEnsues You + All the crap that you hate but keep going back to = Neil + Ohio.
Happy Life Start Anniversary, Joe!
@CalamityEnsues what the HELL do you read everyday?!
Morning Chicago! Where's my breakfast.
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