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@unclesean Sometimes, when it's quiet, I can hear my brain cells die. |
@unclesean Stealing = the fair trade of value for ideas in a socially acceptable manner. Er, what planet is this again? |
@unclesean Just as long as you give a tip of the hat if someone asks. Just point them at the guy running away, screaming. |
@unclesean 38DD of TERROR! Sure, they're nice to look at, but they will EAT YOUR FAMILY! |
@unclesean Yeah, but there's 37 of them, they have razor sharp spikes and spit acid! |
@unclesean Wait, horrible giant cyborg? I signed up to be part of a cute, fluffy cyborg. YOU LIED TO ME! |
@starslip Well, I know if I didn't have one I wouldn't feel the need to keep poking my fingers into it. |
@greggrunberg Dude, they only let me follow you once. And I am not creating 28 new accounts just for you. |
@starslip By the way, I've been meaning to ask - what do you have against noses? |
@starslip We lowly peons will laugh at them, because we are not sophisticated in the ways of comedy. |
@sohmer And yet somehow he was almost beaten by a pretzel. |
@drewolanoff Let me guess - you fell down a flight of stairs for 15 minutes. |
@greggrunberg Good thing you can still fit into your tux. Try to keep the acceptance speech under 90 seconds. |
@pvponline Webcomics sites need more hookers and beer. |
@dcorsetto I never get vagina by mail. |
@jephjacques For certain tribes in the Amazon, throwing shoes is meant to wish long life and prosperity. But they don't have shoes. |
@dhewlett About time you reared your head. Was starting to think you left the planet. |
@greggrunberg nananananananana... |
@guigar "Oh my, you were a very good boy this year, Timmy. Here's your anti-aircraft gun." |
@lartist Yesterday was supermarket, Target, Old Navy, Costco. The seas ran red with blood. And 20-50% off. |
