![Christofer Hoff](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/64520008/bjj_flyarmbar_normal.jpg) | Beaker Hey, Amazon! Congrats on the EC2 prod.-ready status. Can I now have a fucking Kindle that doesn't look like a X between a Wii & tupperware 2:33 PM Oct 23rd from twitterrific |
![MackReed](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/36070182/me_normal.jpg) | MackReed Whoa- for a few minutes there Twitter was demanding my in-house password. Uh, no gots right now. Can I haz one? Want to meet the failwhale. 1:26 PM Sep 25th from web |
![Will Betheboy](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/67875241/304822219_ca9ce21635_m_normal.jpg) | |
![luxuryluke](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/67543785/luxuryluke-logo-medium_normal.png) | |
![toonlet](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/52507270/toonlet_tweet_normal.png) | |
![Remiel](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/63788193/Remiel_Square_60x60_anim_normal.gif) | Remiel Real-time earthquake updates are exciting, but I'm really looking forward to everyone live-tweeting the Rapture. 12:00 PM Jul 29th from web |
![Christofer Hoff](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/64520008/bjj_flyarmbar_normal.jpg) | Beaker POC code for near-zero day 'sploits is like SPAM advertising penis-extending drugs...the only dick it's helping is the one writing it 11:40 AM Jul 24th from twitterrific |
![phillygirl](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/18422432/PhillyGirl_normal.jpg) | |
![phillygirl](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/18422432/PhillyGirl_normal.jpg) | phillygirl Hyperventilating. Signs all over thanking us for our "patients" and I, but one woman with a Sharpie. 2:24 PM Apr 16th from web |
![Alex Hillman](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/58656151/glow-avatar_normal.jpg) | |
![Remiel](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/63788193/Remiel_Square_60x60_anim_normal.gif) | Remiel Email subject to me: "URGENT ACTION REQUIRED, thanks." Replying with "HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING FIXED, you're welcome." 3:59 PM Apr 8th from web |
![Strom Carlson](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/33158982/pacbell_normal.png) | |
![phillygirl](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/18422432/PhillyGirl_normal.jpg) | phillygirl Watched LittleHouseOnThePrairie in hotel gym. Oh yes I did. Changed ch. few times to look lk I was channel surfing. I was not channl surfng. 8:49 AM Mar 28th from web |
![phillygirl](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/18422432/PhillyGirl_normal.jpg) | phillygirl Kid who just walked past had his pants tucked into his socks. He was also carrying an instrument case, but I suppose that's already implied. 1:16 PM Mar 26th from web |
![phillygirl](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/18422432/PhillyGirl_normal.jpg) | phillygirl Daffodils are always yellower on the other side of the fence. But they're yellowest in a vase after you've ripped them out & run like hell. 7:54 PM Mar 15th from web |
![Garrett Kelly](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/57831870/garrett-avatar_normal.jpg) | |
![Chris Gagne](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/51751501/chris_normal.jpg) | chrisgagne I am going to make a t-shirt that says "Gill Sans" but in Verdana. I will marry the first girl who notices. 4:26 PM Mar 13th from web |
![phillygirl](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/18422432/PhillyGirl_normal.jpg) | phillygirl Handwritten sign in a dorm window: "Massage headquarters". This is the 10 o'clock news waiting to happen. 5:29 PM Mar 12th from web |
![dakami](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081222163708im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/26311942/haha_normal.jpg) | |