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There needs to be a word for "I recognize that [band name] is critically acclaimed, and rightfully so, but I still don't like them." 8:25 PM Dec 7th from web |
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guys is Hanners folding socks I can't tell from her Tweets they are really vague 10:32 PM Dec 1st from web |
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CVS purchase: tissues, hand lotion, box of condoms. Didn't even realize what it looked like until the cashier started giggling. 8:07 PM Nov 30th from web |
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Pintsize covered every doorknob, faucet, and handle in the apartment with condoms. SPERMICIDALLY LUBRICATED CONDOMS. 7:39 PM Nov 30th from web |
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