 | ejacqui There's a new hot guy working at Argo Tea today, but I got just the slightest wafting of fabulous vibes. about 22 hours ago from web |
 | hotdogsladies Conceit that you have the buddha-dharma thing licked crumbles when you realize the machine you're screaming at is not plugged in. 9:00 AM Dec 8th from web |
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 | Linc4Justice There's nothing quite as exhilarating as snaking around traffic at 100 miles an hour on the freeway to the tune of Eye of the Tiger. =) 10:41 AM Dec 4th from web |
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| hotdogsladies Okay, I get it. "Family-friendly" means your kids and you will both find it condescending; just in different, wholesome ways. 7:01 AM Dec 4th from web |
 | johnroderick December in Seattle is a magical time. All the cute barista girls are so numbed by seasonal affective disorder it's like they're hypnotized. 2:08 PM Dec 2nd from web |
 | zuhl Net result when two people with ADD talk to each other on IM? Chat history is a mile long and covers 18 subjects, but only takes 20 minutes. 10:55 AM Dec 2nd from twitterrific |
 | Aubs Maybe live Twittering my jury duty will be reason enough to dismiss me. Or else this case of severe Tourette's that I'm about to acquire. 9:45 AM Dec 2nd from TwitterFon |
 | shoesonwrong Holiday drinking is like the Boston Marathon. You think you can do it, but unless you've trained all year, you end up bent over and heaving. 7:10 AM Dec 2nd from web |
| hotdogsladies There's more to new age music than drinking herbal tea and gently urinating on a piano for an hour; you'll also need some hippies with cash. 11:26 AM Dec 1st from web |
| zuhl When the 5 yr old tells a joke, she pauses before the punchline, looks around at everyone and then says, "OK, here comes the funny part." 5:04 PM Nov 27th from twitterrific |
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 | abbyalger "Paging [so and so]. Please return to the US Airways ticket counter in regards to your gun case." Good thing I'm flying Southwest. 7:48 AM Nov 25th from txt |
 | cybertoad my co-worker's husband just called her - he lost his wedding ring in a pig (he was gutting a carcass) 7:41 AM Nov 25th from web |
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 | peeppeep it's not that I WANT diabetes, it's just that the commercials make it look so glamorous. 9:58 AM Nov 21st from web |
 | steelopus I've spent the last 15 minutes eating the white tips off of candy corn and discarding the rest. Send help soon. 10:34 AM Nov 18th from web |
 | megfowler if you find yourself inventing new words for twitter that begin with a "tw", kindly come here so i can beat you with a nerf bat. 9:47 PM Nov 17th from web |
