![Jacqui Cheng](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/59555593/jacq_avatar_office2_normal.jpg) | ejacqui There's a new hot guy working at Argo Tea today, but I got just the slightest wafting of fabulous vibes. about 22 hours ago from web |
![hotdogsladies](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/51857279/merlin_icon_184-1_normal.png) | hotdogsladies Conceit that you have the buddha-dharma thing licked crumbles when you realize the machine you're screaming at is not plugged in. 9:00 AM Dec 8th from web |
![John Moltz](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/63322089/B9_Torsoe_normal.jpg) | |
![Scott Simpson](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/63487780/twitterphoto_normal.jpg) | |
![Lincoln Adams](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/18061402/Lincoln_normal.jpg) | Linc4Justice There's nothing quite as exhilarating as snaking around traffic at 100 miles an hour on the freeway to the tune of Eye of the Tiger. =) 10:41 AM Dec 4th from web |
![Ainsley Drew](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/35188412/telephone_normal.jpg) | |
![hotdogsladies](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/51857279/merlin_icon_184-1_normal.png) | hotdogsladies Okay, I get it. "Family-friendly" means your kids and you will both find it condescending; just in different, wholesome ways. 7:01 AM Dec 4th from web |
![johnroderick](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/65501874/deet_normal.jpg) | johnroderick December in Seattle is a magical time. All the cute barista girls are so numbed by seasonal affective disorder it's like they're hypnotized. 2:08 PM Dec 2nd from web |
![Jon Deal](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/36559442/zuhl07-11_high-school_normal.png) | zuhl Net result when two people with ADD talk to each other on IM? Chat history is a mile long and covers 18 subjects, but only takes 20 minutes. 10:55 AM Dec 2nd from twitterrific |
![Aubrey Sabala](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/14075392/Picture_2_normal.png) | Aubs Maybe live Twittering my jury duty will be reason enough to dismiss me. Or else this case of severe Tourette's that I'm about to acquire. 9:45 AM Dec 2nd from TwitterFon |
![Annie](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/66668739/PA210029-200_normal.jpg) | shoesonwrong Holiday drinking is like the Boston Marathon. You think you can do it, but unless you've trained all year, you end up bent over and heaving. 7:10 AM Dec 2nd from web |
![hotdogsladies](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/51857279/merlin_icon_184-1_normal.png) | hotdogsladies There's more to new age music than drinking herbal tea and gently urinating on a piano for an hour; you'll also need some hippies with cash. 11:26 AM Dec 1st from web |
![Jon Deal](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/36559442/zuhl07-11_high-school_normal.png) | zuhl When the 5 yr old tells a joke, she pauses before the punchline, looks around at everyone and then says, "OK, here comes the funny part." 5:04 PM Nov 27th from twitterrific |
![Scott Austin](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/65100433/scott_3_normal.jpg) | |
![Abigail Alger](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/60601597/newfbook_normal.jpg) | abbyalger "Paging [so and so]. Please return to the US Airways ticket counter in regards to your gun case." Good thing I'm flying Southwest. 7:48 AM Nov 25th from txt |
![elaine](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/67148728/3071062279_6e9e972832_s_normal.jpg) | cybertoad my co-worker's husband just called her - he lost his wedding ring in a pig (he was gutting a carcass) 7:41 AM Nov 25th from web |
![Sarah Lane](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/53892312/sarah_normal.jpg) | |
![jennifer](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/64193487/flowergirl_normal.jpg) | peeppeep it's not that I WANT diabetes, it's just that the commercials make it look so glamorous. 9:58 AM Nov 21st from web |
![Steve Lopez](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/65933827/ThruwayGuitarInCar_normal.jpg) | steelopus I've spent the last 15 minutes eating the white tips off of candy corn and discarding the rest. Send help soon. 10:34 AM Nov 18th from web |
![Meg Fowler](https://webarchive.library.unt.edu/eot2008/20081213124823im_/http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitter_production/profile_images/67146713/MnM_normal.jpg) | megfowler if you find yourself inventing new words for twitter that begin with a "tw", kindly come here so i can beat you with a nerf bat. 9:47 PM Nov 17th from web |