Twitter.com

Profile_bird

Hey there! ShortFatGuy is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving ShortFatGuy's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

ShortFatGuy

Had fresh-squeezed orange juice this morning. And, dadgummit, it tasted like oranges! Like real oranges. I still can't get over it.
GSN 23: Did our 15 minute lap around Southland Mall, made traditional stop at Victoria's Secret, and back to Ruby Tuesday's for more beers.
Fun with Melanie and Senator Heather at the GSN ore-game
Took the day off for our 23rd annual Guys' Shopping Night. But first, some shopping *before* the shopping.
Dang. I was hoping the @drhorrible CD would include some of song demos.
I'm beginning to think it's impossible to discuss a topic with my peers without it ending in a reference to a "Simpsons" episode.
Okay, NOW I'm in the Christmas spirit: http://tinyurl.com/5ohuud
Funny how I have no problem with Jay Leno doing a five-nights-a-week show at 11:35pm. But that at 10pm, the concept seems absurd and wrong.
Some reading material for later: comparing HD video sites http://tinyurl.com/6mkcde
Why is the "24: Redemption" DVD marked as "Unavailable" at NetFlix? What gives? Blockbuster rents it; why not NetFlix?
Was wondering my "X-Files" Blu-Ray was so dark and blurry. Turns out Amazon sent me the fricking DVD!
In case you were wondering, Saxby Chambliss's stripper name works out to be Saxby Chambliss.
Guess I was supposed to shop for pre-lit trees back in August? All multi-coloreds sold out. Bought a display model though - at 50% off too!
Wow. What happened since last year? 80% of the strings of tree lights don't work anymore. Looks like it's time to shop for a pre-lit tree.
Spent the whole day restaging my old PowerBook G4 to give to my niece. Man, there were a lot of updates since OS 10.5.0.
Mmm. Turkey is tasty ... but nothing beats the combination of mashed potatoes and gravy. Season's eatings everyone!
...Listening to the expanded Indiana Jones score CDs
Retweet @hodgman Let me make this clear. 1st: I ADORE the Adv.s of Baron Munchausen.
Matt sez: "The day after Thanksgiving, when you defecate, it should hurt."
It's finally over. Too bad it didn't end well. Too bad the local officials are still clueless dumbasses. http://snipurl.com/6pfw7
197
Following
268
Followers
643
Updates

Following

Paul Terry Walhus Veronica Belmont Kuanyin Moi Mickipedia John Gruber Loui Zoot CNN Breaking News John Edwards Kevin Rose TUAW.com Les Zaldor Steve Jobs hotdogsladies amber mac MB Dave Troy Carol Barack Obama Sarah Lane Michael Arrington Wil Harris Bloggers Blog Rob @ podCast411 Stephen Colbert Ronald van der Putte Dan Christensen Jason Kottke SB Andrew Baron MacRumorsLive Rupert Andy Ihnatko C. A. Bridges Jonathan Coulton
View All…