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Yay hooray - massage day!!
Missed the 8:37. Going to have to get the 8:52. Cock it.
@jimmymc so you say, but Running Man isn't on ITV2 right now. T2 is. :-)
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Can I return today to the vendor and get a replacement? "Excuse me, this Wednesday is not fit for purpose. I demand a new one."
port. purely medicinal, of course.
desktoptopia http://www.desktoptopia.com is making me smile today
then I watched this and felt a little better and hated people less: http://tinyurl.com/58wqsc
@alliemarsh Twitterfon appears to be working again :-)
Yes, I am grumpy sometimes. It's an unfortunate side effect of people being morons.
Amazed how much people suck. Should be used to it by now.
INBOX ZERO! Eat that, efficiency!
html entity for five-pointed star: ☆ splendid.
@connorisag it's not Appetite, but that's obvious. It's not 1987. CD is a great album, heard it on Spotify. Been waiting 2 wks for delivery!
If Chinese Democracy doesn't turn up today I swear I'm going to kick off
@alliemarsh it's a known problem, there'll be a new version along soon. Keep an eye on it in the app store!
Deciding that Richard Herring is a cunt
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