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Interesting day today, Rupert and i are considering adopting a companion cube. |
My new years reasolution, Kill Lois! |
HA! That's so funny I forgot to laugh... excluding that first Ha. Happy new year Roadents! |
I can't believe Apple has not contacted me about staring in an iPhone commercial, after my iPod commercial success. |
www.stewielive.com - Visit my website or i will be forced to destroy you! |
What the Deuce? Damn you ice cream, come to my mouth! How dare you disobey me! |
Why does that man drop his club before he runs? I would bring it with me. |
Today Peter is taking me to a ball game. Personally i would rather stay home and complete my death ray, but he is a persistant fat man! |
Aha! So they do make bigger diapers! That deceitful woman told me I'd have to learn to use the toilet! |
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone |
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man |
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find |
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight |
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife |
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m. |
Brian just urinated in his water dish, but its ok because i saw him drinking from the toilet thismorning. |
Going out for dinner tonight with Peter, he and i are getting along quite well after he sat on Lois, causing her to choke on her own vomit. |
Last night was fantastic, another one of Stewies Sexy Parties! Damn you ice cream, come to my mouth! How dare you disobey me! |
Sorry about the lack of tweets, Lois has been impossable lately, if anyone has a good plan to remove the wretched hag, let me know! |
Prostitute , is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? |
