Chaser's was crazy last night. I've seen crazier, though. Still not crazy enough for the Brent-Meister General. 8:24 AM Mar 24th, 2007 from web |
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The richest man in America must be named Owner. Just drive down any-street USA and it's likely you'll see the sign: For Sale by Owner. 4:21 PM Feb 24th, 2007 from web |
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Would I rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss? To me, they're not mutually exclusive. 8:31 AM Feb 10th, 2007 from web |
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Katharine McPhee's debut album is forgettable. It's a shame what the American marketing machine did to her. 1:35 PM Feb 1st, 2007 from web |
Think "Name That Tune" only with food, not songs. "I can eat that in six bites." "I can eat that in five bites." "Okay, then EAT THAT SHIT!" 7:14 PM Jan 30th, 2007 from web |
Still getting recognized on the street. This kind of attention would kill the common man. But I'm a chilled-out entertainer so... 8:58 AM Jan 30th, 2007 from web |
"Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three." I've always said that. 7:42 PM Jan 28th, 2007 from web |
Developing a new idea for a gameshow. Brilliant. BBC, return my calls if you like money. 6:45 PM Jan 28th, 2007 from web |
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