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Corporate is asking us to cut expenses by 25%. I'm nominating Toby. I wonder how many percent he is. |
In these troubled economic times, we've switched to serving turkey nuggets at the office Thanksgiving lunch. Also, canned cranberry sauce. |
In these troubled economic times, people ask me "what's your secret?" My answer: 50% leadership, 50% dedication, and 50% street smarts |
There is no sweeter phrase in the english language than "four day weekend" |
My whole weekend has been ruined by Toby's return to the office. Dreading Monday in the worst way... |
One more cost cutting idea for these trying economic times: effective immediately, birthday cakes will be replaced with cupcakes. |
Another cost cutting idea for these troubled financial times: starting Monday, we'll have pay-per-use bathroom stalls. |
In these trying economic times, corporate has challenged us to come up with innovative ideas. I'm suggesting we sublet our open cubicles. |
In these troubled economic times, we are forced to cut back on certain office perks. First to go: holiday bonus (free box of paper) |
Corporate has asked us to come up with ways to make sure that we're reducing theft in the workplace. My idea: office confessional booths. |
Dwight is insisting that we ban all fine point pens and only use the medium point. He can be such a tool. |
It seems cruel that the documentary makers who follow us would post "deleted scenes" that make me look silly: http://tinyurl.com/5ees24 |
I'm calling for a moment of silence in the office. Krispy Kreme will no longer be delivering doughnuts to stores. http://tinyurl.com/5efb7f |
A moment of panic just set in. With Holly gone, what happens if Toby comes back? I'm going to need some Pepto this afternoon. |
With Holly out of the office, I'm counting up about 7 hours of free time that I need to fill each day. |
Management tip on writing reviews: if you have everyone write a self evaluation first, you can just put your name on it & submit. Done! |
Moment of weird timing: corporate just sent a broadcast email warning about workplace relationships. Trying not to be paranoid. |
Watching the 40 Year Old Virgin to get Halloween costume tips. |
Go Phillies! |
No idea what set Jan off, but her stroller is DESTROYED! |
